Liberty? We don’t need no stinkin’ liberty!

I can’t believe it, but the Forestboar is pointing out a government encroachment of liberty before the intrepid defender of individual and states rights, the esteemed Father Hollywood.

Apparently, according to the LCMS website, your wireless microphone is illegal as of June 12, and must be destroyed by you.  Then you get to spend money buying a new one.  Why?  Because the FCC said so.

What, you say?  Congress passes laws?  Oh, you silly idealist.  The constitution is so quaint.  You probably also think you can poop in any toilet you want, or flip a switch and have any old light bulb you want to buy come on.

You can’t do any of these things without gom’ment permission.  And now you can’t use your microphone either.  Certainly not while going potty with the lights on.  Because those are forbidden.

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One Response to “Liberty? We don’t need no stinkin’ liberty!”

  1. There seems to be a quick and easy solution to this: Stay in your pulpit when you preach the Word, and hide the mic behind the altar for any chanting. 🙂

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